I dropped into Epic Universe during the “Technical Rehearsal” on a bit of a whim—no plans, no strategies, just vibes and a prayer I’d catch a few rides before making a proper trip later this year. Spoiler alert: this place is stunning. Like, jaw-on-the-floor beautiful. But underneath that shiny surface, there’s a bit of a mess brewing. If they don’t tighten things up before the grand opening, this park might be more of a comedy show than a theme park.
Let’s back up a bit. For context: Disney changed the game when it created immersive theme parks, and Universal has always been playing catch-up—but in a good way. They take what works and level it up. Epic Universe is their boldest move yet, and while I can see the potential, it’s got some growing pains.
The Layout: Epcot Vibes with a Universal Twist
If you’ve ever been to Epcot, the structure of Epic Universe will feel oddly familiar. A central hub with water in the middle, one “icon” attraction smack in the center (a slow-moving, likely scenic ride still under wraps), and various portals (or lands) surrounding it like the spokes of a wheel. More food than rides, lots of shows, and nowhere to hide from the sun. Sound familiar? Yeah, it’s giving “Future World reboot.”
But let’s talk about those portals—because each one is trying to bring something completely different to the table.
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Celestial Park (The Hub)
This is your entry point and the park’s visual centerpiece. It’s lush, futuristic, and built to impress. Think fountains, gardens, and wide open spaces meant for soaking it all in—or baking in the Florida sun. Not much to do here yet, but it sets the tone.
1. The Wizarding World of Harry Potter – Ministry of Magic
Easily one of the most anticipated portals, and for good reason. It mashes together 1920s Paris (from Fantastic Beasts) with the classic British Ministry we all know. The architecture is breathtaking, and the Battle at the Ministry ride? Unreal. Shoutout to the group of girls who let me hop on with them—you made my day. This area’s still a bit under construction vibe-wise, but it’s got potential.
2. Super Nintendo World
A fever dream in the best way, but also a safety hazard in the rain. I saw multiple people wipe out when the skies opened up—Universal, those stair grips can’t come soon enough. But aside from the slick surfaces, it’s a blast. Giant warp pipes, interactive games, and that kinetic, constant energy that makes you feel like you’re inside a video game. The Mario Kart ride was down, but I expected that.
3. How to Train Your Dragon – Isle of Berk
This one surprised me. It’s whimsical, colorful, and clearly aimed at families, but not in a bad way. There’s a dragon-riding coaster that winds around the land, and kids were eating it up. It’s got that old-school Islands of Adventure charm—think Seuss Landing, but Viking-style.
4. Dark Universe (Classic Monsters)
My personal favorite—and also the creepiest. Entering Frankenstein’s castle was an experience in itself. Tons of stairs (wear good shoes, seriously), and when it rains? Forget it, it’s like a Slip ‘N Slide. But the theming is next-level. It’s moody, gothic, and surprisingly immersive. I didn’t get to ride everything here, but I’m coming back for more.
Final Thoughts
Yes, I had fun. Yes, it was hot. Yes, it rained—because it’s Florida. But there are some red flags worth mentioning: broken ropes in queue lines, cracks in the pavement where I saw a kid take a nasty spill, and more than a few rides already down. That’s not ideal for a park this new.
That said, Epic Universe is gorgeous and it looks even better at night. It has the bones of something incredible—it just needs time, polish, and, frankly, better rain planning. I’ll definitely be back when it’s fully operational. For now? Go in with low expectations and good shoes, and you’ll still have a blast.
See you in the portals!
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